Humpday
United States
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
loserllamalick
Rochester, United States
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
bigmistake
United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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withered 30
When people behave so irrational I can't help but think it's their guilt speaking.
MDoremis 38
No, no. It's Tuesday so you can get through hump day smoothly.
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Comments (28)
Zmanryan3 9
Shave his legs and she what she says.
FalloutScrolls 25
404: Coherence not found.
False_Stupidity 42
Please update to English ver 3.14159
PenguinsLaugh 24
#43 I love that you used Pi for the version #!
PenguinsLaugh 24
#43 I love that you used Pi for the version #!
Goblin182 27
My wife did the same to me because I shave my face on a Tuesday.
dontknow1 19
That's a strange reason to break up with somebody. He is being immature.
Arkham_Callabero 15
Nowhere does it say that they broke up
ohthebloodygore 16
Wild leap. How dare you break up with them, OP.
dcats 13
I cheated on my gf just to shave my face on Tuesday
JazzyLemons 8
Let's hope he's not projecting...
larkspur15 2
doesn't sound like a relationship based on trust and mutual respect. be careful op, he sounds really jealous and controlling
doddz69 8
You know, not everyone who suspects their partner is cheating is a cheat with guilt issues. Could it be that something like this has happened to them before and they are just realising the signs? Or could it be that they are just having a rough time emotionally and it's leaving them drained, insecure, freaking out because they know they have a good thing and are terrified to lose it? I've seen so many FML's that I've wanted to comment on, but I can't help but to relate to the op's other half. Personally I think they just need a bit of time, care, consideration, and hell, perhaps just a compliment or a thank you for a mundane task.
peckerbeak22 14
My whole life has been a lie
waleedma 18
Why? When do you normally shave them?
haddiej 21
Hmm... You sound a little bitter.