Humpday
United States
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
loserllamalick
Rochester, United States
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
bigmistake
United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Top comments
withered 30
When people behave so irrational I can't help but think it's their guilt speaking.
MDoremis 38
No, no. It's Tuesday so you can get through hump day smoothly.
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Comments (28)
Badkarma4u 17
Sounds like control issues
BestOrginalName 22
"The Thursday".. I don't why that made me laugh so hard.
writerchic85 26
My boyfriend used to be like that. He would get suspicious any time I did something different from my normal routine. It was anything from me going out with a friend to wearing make up or changing my hair. I got fed up with it. He said it was because his ex started doing things differently right around the time she started cheating. I told him I'm not her and that he needs to either trust me or move on. He's much better now. Still has slip ups but I don't let it ruin my day.
clarkson37 15
I miss read that very very very wrong… I read "Brother accused me of cheating"
Tyler_Posey 18
But did you?
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
On a Wednesday? Seems pretty suspicious to me.
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
Omygosh, i would worry about him ó.ò
peterblack67 9
Thats a huge red flag that he would be so jealous.