Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
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Top comments
amoyer0418 1
wow... I'd throw him out
sugarcoated 1
Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life. I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.
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Comments (37)
amoyer0418 1
wow... I'd throw him out
unfortunate_13 5
but first you have to humiliate him publicly by announcing what he just did in a speech
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
You should have organised a special "wedding boss lynching"
saleha97 4
nice thing to remember from your wed. :)
sugarcoated 1
Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life. I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.
Sathian 0
Agreed.
vettle 6
yes
perdix 31
Now you can have a nice honeymoon under a local bridge. By the way, did he bring a shitty gift?
tiffie29 5
Aww damn that sucks, hopefully you still had a good time!
enoughgrace 4
YDI!!! ... the "got married" part I mean... you deserve marriage...
UpsidedownKayak 9
Wow, that was the most thoughtful gift, ever. He could clearly see how much you were in love and decided to give you all the time in the world to be with your loving bride. What a swell guy!
hollylollyxoxo 0
would be* too happy....
DocBastard 40
At Jewish weddings, it is tradition to step on a glass and smash it. I hope you substituted your ex-boss' balls for the glass.
pike1346 3
people are assholes. you should have spit in his face