Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, because I'm still the emergency contact for my ex, I'm waiting to take him home after a routine surgery. I'm also trapped with his potential next girlfriend, who showed up and is trying to become best friends with me. She has giggled after every sentence for the past three hours like she's twelve. FML
Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
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devi_916 39
Before I decide if your life sucks or you deserved it I need to know how you're allegedly making his girlfriend uncomfortable.
yeongji 31
Unless the place belongs to him, he cannot kick you out. Even if it belongs to him, he has to give you some time before you are required to move out (I would believe even more so now that you are bedridden). I have a feeling he is acting like this all because he wants his own privacy, or he wants his girlfriend to move in.
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devi_916 39
Before I decide if your life sucks or you deserved it I need to know how you're allegedly making his girlfriend uncomfortable.
MidnaLink 35
I hope you told him he could move out instead. Unless he lived there longer, but then he could at least have waited until you’re not bedridden.
Charlie Given 28
Tell him to go **** off if you're mailing address is there and you've lived there for more than 30days, legally he can't kick ya out especially if you're on the lease plus in most places ya just can't kick out a injured or disabled person call the landlord or get a lawyer, don't stand for that.
yeongji 31
Unless the place belongs to him, he cannot kick you out. Even if it belongs to him, he has to give you some time before you are required to move out (I would believe even more so now that you are bedridden). I have a feeling he is acting like this all because he wants his own privacy, or he wants his girlfriend to move in.
boopingsnoot 25
Call your landlord
thatslifeiguess7 16
Call the housing authority
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-girlfriend! Your roommate should be happy you’re bedridden — you’re very unlikely to bone his gf. The last thing he’ll want is a strapping dude to move in who possesses the balls he doesn’t.
DanielleinDC 34
Sure, roomie, I'll get right on that after I recover from surgery that has me bedridden for X amount of time.
assassinmaster 22
Plot twist: And i was the one taking up the lease so i kicked him and his GF out to a “more comfortable” place
Davros 12
Tell him if you could get out of bed youd kick him in the nuts.