haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Screamingfirecracker
Canada
Toxic workplace
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
spreadburger
Tampa, United States
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
fired
United States
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Anonymous
Very frustrating
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
Welshite 40
That must have been rather fowl.
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Comments (117)
cmac86 24
I hope this was in a restaurant or a. butcher store of some sort. still I. picturing it in an office setting and can't help but laugh.
namine120409 42
I sure hope you work in the food industry.
pandacuddles 3
Oh how I love the culinary life.
Omnomnymous 10
Who's your boss, Gordon Ramsey?
sartrow 8
there is one for my favorite's : )
bpickett18 16
More information is needed to figure out whether your life sucks or if you deserve it.
Sakuraashita 15
I really want a follow up on this one, whose with me? Why did your boss hit you? Why did he do it with a chicken? And whose chicken was it? These are the questions!
lina21 12
I'm confused as to how this happened OP. Either way, that's some crazy boss
nialls_girl 13
Well I hope you both work in a restaurant...
Necroshock 2
Rekt