haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Screamingfirecracker
Canada
Toxic workplace
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
spreadburger
Tampa, United States
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
fired
United States
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Anonymous
Very frustrating
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
Welshite 40
That must have been rather fowl.
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Comments (117)
drayloon 50
In Soviet Australia, you do not beat meat, meat beats you
candyolympics 17
Don't you mean Soviet Russia? Pretty sure there is no such thing as Soviet Australia.
teentee401 37
36, he was making a joke because this FML was written by someone in Australia
candyolympics 17
Oh, my bad. Thanks for clarifying it for me 43! :)
tony1891 22
you just got beat with your bosses meat.
toxic_walrus 15
This reminds me of the office, when Dwight put a raw chicken breast on Michaels face because Pam punched him for dating her mom
victordstory 15
Lol
buckdharma 38
Next time duck.
False_Stupidity 42
You'd rather be slapped with a duck breast?
toxic_walrus 15
You mean duck like dodge the chicken breast or like next time it'll be a duck breast I'm confused
Alikgentry 8
I think This deserves an explanation! I'm curious.
hrpuffstuff69 8
He meant to break the wishbone by hitting you. weeeeeird.
sarkaar 30
reply to #1. I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. :)
dragonrider1959 18
I'd like to know the story behind this.
Robert1989 9
I wish you the beast of luck at you work.
sjbartholome 14
I wish you the breast of luck