Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML
Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML
Today, I was written up. Too many customers complained that I don't wear makeup or do my hair. I got written up for being ugly. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, my boss told me to "act more professionally." So… I sat in the corner and cried for an hour. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
tony1891 22
at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.
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Comments (73)
vikky538 29
how can he say that... sue him OP...
brand125 17
..........for what?
albertozeta_fml 9
Tell him: "You have a very poor opinion about our products if you think that our customers are more interested in our faces than in their qualities". Obviously if you don't sell beauty products because in this case your boss would be right!
Itsjustaphase 8
It's always possible that the OP works at a brothel and they don't know any amazing tricks to offset their physical attributes.
albertozeta_fml 9
Well, you know, there is an apposite cathegory on **** sites for freaks, so I suppose that in a certain way a sort of market demand exists!
superdom 12
Discrimination?
albertozeta_fml 9
Well, you know, he writes from Singapore. I don't think he has the same protections and guarantees we have on this side of the planet.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Even if OP lived on this side of the planet, "ugly" is generally not a protected class of citizen. Pretty much everyone has the legal right to be an asshole.
xSalashawty 30
OP, I bet you look fine and your boss was just being a butt. Karma might serve him eventually.
buckdharma 38
Maybe it's your breath that's ugly and you need a good gargoyle.
troublegum 21
I love that everyone has the assumption that the boss is male.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Your boss sounds like he/she just wanted an excuse to keep you from getting any raises.
DogeMan 14
U might want to find a new job then?
pussystank 18
How heartless! Some bosses deserve to fall face-first on a pile of Legos.
missyfiona89 28
Call up MOM. I'm sure they'll be able to help you.