Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML
Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML
Today, I was written up. Too many customers complained that I don't wear makeup or do my hair. I got written up for being ugly. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, my boss told me to "act more professionally." So… I sat in the corner and cried for an hour. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
tony1891 22
at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.
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Comments (73)
alandrea 9
Don't listen to your boss ever heard of the girl who got fired for being to attractive it could be that just like they don't want to fire you
wassuploves 16
wow that was pretty mean of your boss. and how could anyone agree that it is OP's fault?
turrambers 3
Well hopefully without the necrophilia
Memma_fml 14
What the actual ****. You're boss is an ass. I am sorry.
worldclassrager 41
Well if you take the hunchback if noter dame story I believe you won't have an issue
FabCee 18
ouch . what an asshole -.-
Nish007 15
your boss needs a swift kick to the anal region!! >:(
Erery 16
What a ******* asshole...
mkcherry 14
Sadly the more attractive you are (in general) the better clients and people tend to respond to you. I know it sounds rude but buisness do favor attractive people. But just because your boss doesn't think you're attractive doesn't mean you aren't, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
KuzzBuzz3 15
what a douche