Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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RAMBabyyy 0
Lol, damn. FYL.
TheHeroOfTime 0
I wouldn't say FYL, with any common sense and eyes that work you can see the Superman doesn't go upside down, and a pocket is to hold smoething in it. You put your phone in your pocket so you don't lose it, that's precisely why they were invented. Even when Roller Coasters go upside down you wouldn't lose your cell-phone. YDI OP, Open your eyes.
Regal6 0
Actually you lay on your stomach on superman. I lost my phone on it. You have to wait untill the park closes to get it. Its really easy to lose a phone/valuable item on that ride. plus if she didnt have a buton or zipper on her pocket it WOULD fall out. IDIOT!
gonzolove 0
I don't know about your Superman, but ours goes upside down. You got gipped.
brutallyhonest24 0
she couldnt just set them down and watch em while on a bench?...your friends a moron
gonzolove 0
Six Flags Darien Lake in New York. That Superman goes upside down and I don't think that they are any different. I think that person is just dumb.
danielw 0
since the fml is coming from illinois, it would make more sense if she was talking about the one in gurney, illinois. I've been on that superman before. It's just like regal described. And yes, it does go upside down.
gonzolove 0
No shit. I was mentioning the one that I have been on.
Rakayum 0
Hammer of justice that beyatch!
Gia0896 0
Wow. . so then buy a new one
Kaplowitz 0
The Superman ride at Great Adventure goes on your stomach, but it goes upside down too. See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlHVPbYyDc ALSO: they have lockers
yikes12345 0
wow #15 clearly has no idea what he is talking about.....
Monado 0
Spending 50 bucks on a new phone when the old one that has numbers she is likely not going to remember won't fix anything.
Healthenkill 0
25 and 27 Her friend decided to go on the ride so she couldnt of watched it on a bench
Starchild21 3
Lol don't they have writing on them that states they're employees? ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
RAMBabyyy 0
You friend is stoooopid.
Fisshie 0
lol I work at six flags!! EVERYONE GET A FACEPAINT!!
lietuva 0
I'm pretty sure this is six flags magic mountain
danielw 0
#77: nope, great america. #53: i don't know which one you go to, but it's actually one of the more intense rides at great america
theschweigert 0
your a dumb shit, especially if you consider the one at darien lake, "your superman". you don't know what the heck you're talking about. I live in buffalo, NY, 20 minutes away from darien lake and was there Tuesday. and unless they put a loop or something in the coaster in the past four days, IT DOES NOT GO UPSIDE DOWN. all there is is a 210 ft. hill, a left right after the drop, up a smaller hill, through a left turning helix, up another hill, down, through a right turning helix, a weird tilted hill in the middle of a turn, a photo section, and 3 bunny hills. then its over. NO UPSIDE DOWN STUFF
gonzolove 0
Good for you for wasting money to go there.
Miley_Virus 0
You must be retarted, or you've never been to six flags and been on super man...because i lost my wallet and keys on that goddamn ride..open your eyes idiot
k0rnflakes 0
then its OBVIOUSLY a different ride
toekneeuh 0
I think #15 is from California because the Superman ride there is like this the one on the stomach is like our tatsu :D http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/4iSupermanTower.jpg
breadymills 0
#89: r u even reading the posts? its not in darien lake! its in gurnee, illinois (or at least i hope it would b considering the OP is from IL)
embark 0
at # 36 actually the six flags in st Louis has a superman ride and it didn't go upside down, it's just a tower.
shellls 2
just to clarify any confusion; I live in GURNEE (spelled like that to the chick who spelled it gurney) and it goes upside down. Some of the other six flags have older versions or different versions of the superman ride which is why some people say it does go upside down and some say it's a tame ride.
rawr_ily96 24
They use the name "Superman" too much. The one here is a sort of bouncy tower called Superman: Tower of Power which people call Superman for short. That's what I was imagining. It's like a giant bungee jump that consists of 3 towers.
_Schnitzel_ 4
Idiot
PhasesPhantom 22
#15, pockets were invented before cellphones, so no. They weren't invented for cell phones to be held.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
krazygirl100 9
ya
ppl2ppl 4
Definitely, I would be pissed I would say that they would have to pay at least 1/2 the price if what it would be to replace the old phone
ilovemenn 0
hahahaha . fyl.
Duckasaurus 0
Fake.
SassiestLemon 2
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will90 5
Haha, it wouldn't have fallen out of your pocket, if you had pockets.
jeffracecar24 0
that sucks
whatever_idc1234 0
my phone didnt fall from my pockets when i did the superman
cedarjay 5
doesn't mean it doesn't happen though.
onesky 0
Okay first OP says "ride Superman" than you say "when I did superman" do either of these sound wrong?
glassisass 0
well your friend is a dumbass...
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Sounds like you have a very s-m-r-t friend there. Regardless, if she's a good one, she'll replace it.
gonzolove 0
I am so smart. S-M-R-T!
Intoxicunt 6
Reminds me of when this drunk guy said, "You just think you're so smuckin' fart."
_toronto_chick_ 0
The simpsons reference FTW