moe472
United States
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Garden Grove, United States
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
SM
United States
Red flags
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Top comments
randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
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Comments (121)
titomister10 0
It depends on the state. Florida, for example, has at- will employment meaning that an employer can fire for any reason or for no reason at all.
Stealth_Void 4
I think Indiana may have that law aswell.
Babushka_Homyak 10
@58 Not yet, the bill is coming up for a vote this week though.
ScarletBloom 14
Why didn't she fire you earlier?
ohSNAPyall 27
OP: I knew I shouldn't have gotten that haircut!
TheDorianMode 8
That's illegal. Solution: Become her boss and fire her for being the boss that fired you for looking too much like her ex.
tracker7 5
How can he he's fired now
Mons_fml 27
With a little bit of fairydust anythings possible. You just have to beleave, BELEAVEEE!!!!!!!!!
lizard399 0
Wow, I wouldn't want to work for her anyways. Although, I'd thank her for giving me grounds to sue or collect unemployment.
ICATiger 13
Time to shit on her desk.
LaColombianita 26
Like a boss
pippa08 0
pull your pants down while saying "does this look like your ex boyfriends" follow that with "yeah... didnt think so" walk out of the room and leave her stunned and speechless :)
Calyx_fml 22
She'd probably say "no, he was hung like stallion, not a light switch"
pippa08 0
it was more of a pointless action to leave her creeped out :p
ProhibitionRose 14
Or press charges for sexual harassment! Good luck finding a job while being a sexual predator.
norythepeanut 1
Screw dat bi-atch!
jaywalton_4 10
Find her ex-boyfriend, bring him in and tell her to compare.
kay2810 9
Wow, I dont believe that is legal. Who would want to work for her anyways? She needs to get laid.
maxpaynex007 1
How's the toe? Lol
Belgiangirl_fml 11
where I come from, you definately cannot fire someone for that! It's not legal. I would check it if I were you :)