moe472
United States
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Garden Grove, United States
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
SM
United States
Red flags
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
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Comments (121)
azidhsu 6
Why did she hired you in the first place.
Pelreskovich 11
Sounds like a logical reason. Do some research, maybe her ex is incredibly hot and irresistible, in that case, you almost could have had an office rendezvous.
klimp 0
You must live in a no fault state. If that is the case, that means an employer does not have to give a reason for firing someone.
ronski 41
Definatally FYL OP - sue the company
GypsyRover 0
No matter what the state,there is still a thing called wrongful termination. Please standup for yourself and others.You can even go to the press about it.
OfficeNinja 5
Got to love "right to work" states! You can be fired for any reason at any time and without cause. What can you do about it? NOTHING! that is your "right to work"!
linkinpark98 24
Bitches be crazy.
ZielZone 4
That sux dude... Although it could have been worse, she could have fired you for looming like her ex girlfriend....
DBZEXPERT1 0
And that is what unions are for
replik_fml 3
dude, sew her ass, she can't do that
Redoxx_fml 22
Lol sew...
namasteyourface 2
eh wouldnt recommend sewing her ass as she already seems so full of shit!