moe472
United States
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Garden Grove, United States
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
SM
United States
Red flags
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
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Comments (121)
Redoxx_fml 22
"Well the bad news is you're fired, the good news is now I can **** you."
lolyeahthatsme 11
Haha shit happens!
FajitaFreak 3
Unfortunately many states allow employers to fire an employee for any reason, or no reason at all. Legally if she's in one of those states she cannot do anything at all. It's rather messed up. It doesn't even matter. If a boss wants you gone, unless you are a PERFECT employee, it's very easy to find one thing you messed up on and blame it on that. So really you're out of luck, as horrible as it is. I hope you can find a better job, one with a boss that isn't insane.
SmittyJA24 26
File a complaint with the EEOC.
KiddNYC1O 22
Get the department of labor involved.
IONRESPECTYOU 4
Apparently your boss need to get a life
venoman37 4
Thats not legal sue the bitch or tell her you want your job back, call an advisor first
zequa 14
Well you should be glad you won't be working in a kitchen anymore.
BOOM_Sucka 3
Tell her to stop being a butt hurt bitch. Now thats a reason to get fired.
wellthatsukx 0
Sue her.