moe472
United States
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Garden Grove, United States
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
SM
United States
Red flags
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
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Comments (121)
Taymah49 7
unlawful reason to fire you; good luck with a lawyer.
Dusty_Busters 15
Sounds like m'lady had the vapors...
maddyyghee 6
ohh shit :/
Fmlsea 28
Take her ass to court for unfair dismissal
5HT2A 5
I wouldn't be surprised if OP's boss busted an usher. "You remind me of a guy, that I once knew. See his face whenever I, I look at you. You won't believe all of the things he put me through. This is why I just can't work with you." ...btw you're fired.
D_JamesG 3
That is classified as unfair dismissal and she can get sued, fined or fired for that
Devor 5
Atleast you know your sexy ;)
Michael_92 20
What if the ex was ugly??
jpallan 3
This is why at-will employment can suck royally. If you're not turned down for prejudicial reasons due to race, sex, religion (even if it has to do with your boss' sex life), you're pretty much ******.
sammyjanette 17
I don't understand people these days. People are such buttholes. Does your boss think that there are like a plethora of jobs out there, and that you just come to work everyday for ***** and giggles? Never mind the fact that you might want to eat and actually have a place to live. The fact that someone would do that to you for looking like someone they don't like is sick.
poprocksss73 7
Why did she hire you in the first place then?