Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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Top comments
AutumnHerondale 14
Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
shay_serendipity 29
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.
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Comments (63)
daydreamer244 13
Sounds like he should be in the next horrible bosses movie.
UmmOkThen 31
Now you sit back and wait for karma to kick in.
llamaslikesoda 21
Karma will get him back.
ZombieSazza 34
Let him know that he is the reason your uniform was covered in mud, because he splashed you. Always wear outdoor clothes when walking to work, something I learnt when walking 5 minutes from my flat to my old job, the amount of inconsiderate drivers who would purposely drive through a huge puddle to soak me meant I'd have to go back home and change. It's an annoyance having to take your uniform with you to then get dressed and means leaving early to get to work earlier to get dressed, but it saves a lot of trouble if this (hopefully doesn't) happens again.
bighood24 17
If it were me I would have told him he was the one that splashed mud on me. If he continued to throw a fit I would've flipped him off, walked out, and started job hunting. No job is worth putting up with that torment.
chill99 15
He was messing with you. He knew what happened.
albertozeta_fml 9
Your boss is an asshole in any case.
GreatDanesman 5
your boss is an jerk, carma will get him good though
supersquirel500 10
I accidentally hit you deserved it. it was an accident, I promise.
danilynn6308 14
What a dick