Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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Top comments
AutumnHerondale 14
Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
shay_serendipity 29
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.
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Comments (63)
worldclassrager 41
Let's just assume that he didn't know that he drove by you...
thatguy240 27
You should have hugged him
Frenchtony 17
I don't think that the government has been a long day ahead and get the hang of it...
JayGatsby 25
What?
Frenchtony 17
You know that the government has been in a row of love for the past few years. I just want to be able to see the point of having to wait. I mean it is not like I said that the company has been in the world and I love it !
False_Stupidity 42
Has anyone been able to make sense of #15 and #50?
GentlemanBastard 15
I have read these comments at least 20 times, and I still have no ******* clue what he's talking about.
TigranPet 24
He's probably spamming the predictive text feature.
RandomBird 20
Why were you splashing mud on your uniform? (It's a grammar joke for those of you who don't understand)
magickitten 26
That's exactly how I read it too....
False_Stupidity 42
Me too, should have been "and splashed mud" and left out the comma after work.
genericfmluser 17
FYL but You kind of deserve it for wearing uniform while traveling to work.
RBW_Slave 9
Depending on OP's workplace, there may be no changing facilities...
RedPillSucks 33
People with privilege just don't get it.
Geeve95 11
One word "quit"
Sonjington 20
I guess your uniform wasn't exactly a 'splash' with him! I'll leave now...
Witchylady 18
What a dick!!!
enginsteve 17
This isn't the same boss that walked off with an employee's printer is it?
hk1998 8
The guy seems like a serious asshole