flyakite
United States
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
mjohnston
United States
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
salope
Paris, France
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
TrophyGirlfriend
United States
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
AnonUser464
United States
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
justin
Waco, United States
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow, did you get ****** over.
hoopgrug 5
Without knowing more about it, I hesitate to offer unsolicited advice, but is there someone you could report this to?
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PainOfDemise 11
She could get royally screwed if you decided to pursue that, which you should.
lochiamochia 25
OP, where do you work? Most employers have a fraternization policy that prohibits co-workers, esp subordinates and managers from having relationships outside work to prevent this very thing from happening. Don't mix business with pleasure.
Goblin182 27
to #46 Maybe a better suggestion would have been sexual harassment complaint, filed with HR or the labor department. If OP were a long term employee, and even with only 4 years with the company OP has some seniority built up with this company, like extra vacation time, pay raises, retirement benefits, possible even profit sharing that he is losing when he leaves this company. And he probably will not start off at the same pay grade in a new job as opposed to 4+ years with one company. Getting a new job will not replace these so, yes, I fill that OP is due some compensation for these loses that will only be recovered with legal action.
Sathane 21
She was obviously disappointed with your performance.
ericjprs 3
She cannot fire you without a reason, you show talk to someone about it, with the right knowledge you can terminate her employment
soulreaper12296 28
Did she actually give a reason for firing you? Cause if not you could probably seek charges or somehow get your job back.
jcast0627 9
YDI for dating your boss. That's a little unprofessional in my opinion.
mangelon86 15
A Christian being judgmental. Go figure.
jude_iscariot 7
Maybe they didn't want to but felt like they had to do it to keep their job.
trendkilla254 4
lawsuit
mangelon86 15
You're gonna make a whole bunch of money when you sue.
dangousity 21
This is where HR or an attorney comes in handy