flyakite
United States
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
mjohnston
United States
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
salope
Paris, France
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
TrophyGirlfriend
United States
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
AnonUser464
United States
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
justin
Waco, United States
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow, did you get ****** over.
hoopgrug 5
Without knowing more about it, I hesitate to offer unsolicited advice, but is there someone you could report this to?
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jsolinsky 4
Congratulations, you are going to make a TON of money of this. Hire a lawyer immediately. Follow his instructions. The start working on finding a new job. You are going to come out WAY ahead.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Report her for sexual harassment -- then it'll be FHL!
Britney_Rushton 10
Never get your honey where you get your money, rule number one
tonyfan00 38
Now that REALLY sucks. Sorry OP...good luck with the job hunt...
mike762414 6
Sue
SgtStubby 3
YDI. You don't shit where you eat.
Bragi 12
This is the polar opposite of FML. You have been given the perfect sexual harassment lawsuit. Lawyer Up!
Olivia93 20
That is unfair dismissal OP. Fight it with all you have. Don't let him win. That is not fair
grunt_fml 17
Don't let HER win. Read the OP again... Why are women always and automatically assuming, it must be the guy who behaves like an asshole? Women can be assholes too, you know, and often even bigger one than men.
alkatline 25
Maybe next time, don't date your boss? Dumbass!
Axel5238 29
Don't date your boss/co-worker/employee it causes so many problems. There is a ton of advice in magazines, books and online. There is almost no reason not to know this was a bad idea and it was going to come back at you.