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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Betrayal!
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
why
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
seriously?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
There's always that one friend…
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
Really jealous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML
anon
La Puente, United States
Awkward conversation
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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katieatieay 0
you were sorely mistaken.
Roi_fml 0
... lulwut?
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Comments (67)
91Caleb 0
thats not fml thats just wierd
xsydbabyx 0
Your best 'girl' friend, Has a penis. Sux4u.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I make jokes like that all the time with my friends. She's either joking, or literally wants to. I'm leaning towards the joking option.
RussiasVodka 0
I agree, I'm the same with my friends too. By the way, I absolutely love your pic 38 :D
RussiasVodka 0
I mean 38, sorry. I fail.
randomstudios 0
I think you meant #36
intensify 0
I've been raped in the neck and kind of liked it.
jbabe 0
that isn't really an FML thing.
invindia93 0
Ha! That's what you get.
jennifersaballa 0
Haha, i defiantly said that to my friend before and what i meant was that his voice was sexy and that if it was possible i would rape it not him cause i didn't really find him that attractive but it could also be used for someone attractive. :)
AmusedSunny 0
It's pretty obvious what happened here. Some guy had said it to her before, meaning he wanted to really thrust her throat, and she was simply repeating it, unwittingly out of gender context.
3daysgrace 0
LOLWUT http://www.saabcentral.com/phpgallery/albums/album49/Lolwut_verbose.jpg moar info nao plz
carly546 0
might not be a FML but definitly made me lol