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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Betrayal!
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
why
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
seriously?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
There's always that one friend…
Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
Really jealous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML
anon
La Puente, United States
Awkward conversation
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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katieatieay 0
you were sorely mistaken.
Roi_fml 0
... lulwut?
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Comments (67)
dinosareawesome 0
So?
supergeniuse 0
Yah well that's because ur a dumb bitch. :D
grace2_89 0
I think the FML refers to the fact that this person had no idea what the term meant. :-P
KiwiGrimm 0
not an fml
mr_funny 0
your life sucks for having that dirt for your best friend.
xenomorph 0
Throat rape = trying to sing the lyrics to death metal songs. Your friend was offering you a challenge.
Marss_fml 0
And now you do?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2
LOL Surprise sex? hahaha
depotst 0
lol I caught that too...
SeaNDouble 1
stupid this is not an FML