Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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bloomspetals 0
what'd you do, jump into an army base?
iDaniel525 8
THUG LIFE.
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Comments (223)
BlacOpsMaximus 5
You kinda should've seen it coming. Haha! YDI for not going to their front door and asking for it.
taazer 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Okay sooo... Op should have realized that if you jump over a fence people will point guns at you?? No offense but you live i a retarded countrt if that's normal for you and you should expect that!...
chane1100 6
Gtfo.
BloodyMary666 24
WTF???
Angelice_fml 0
They must've really wanted to keep your football.
aliadnan708 6
What do u live next to the white house or something?
Corygerm 9
Umm sir can I have that ball? Hell No you terrorist!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Were they love guns?
Savra_fml 17
They're them love pistols!
lemon_phat 11
Stop making excuses for trying to get into America.
boner_till_icoll 0
it could been worst ...
Savra_fml 17
WTF?!? Worst them you're english? Retard!
boner_till_icoll 0
1. ur comment doesn't make any sense 2. shut the **** UP 3. it could been worst .. They could have been holding their dicks 0__0
Savra_fml 17
Did you ask for it back by saying "can you lick my ball sack?" instead of "can you kick my ball back?"?
lemon_phat 11
Nope, pretty sure he just shit his pants, and ran away crying.
Savra_fml 17
Were you there lemon head? Guy with the gun would've asked OP why he was in his yard. Running away (crying or not) would include climbing back over the fence.
lemon_phat 11
I was the guy with the gun... "today, a Mexican threw a ball over the boarder, and tried to go get it in an attempt to get into our country! Me and my partner met him with guns... He shat his pants, and ran away.... I had to chase the kid for a mile before I finally caught up, FML"
lemon_phat 11
37-I'd also like to point out that he says "a wall" not someone's yard.
drawmesunshine 17
Nvm, his comment was moderated.
Daederoth 10
Winner Lemon_Phat ^
Jimboom 12
Wow. Who knew that the set to Pulp fiction was just the other side of the wall.