Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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bloomspetals 0
what'd you do, jump into an army base?
iDaniel525 8
THUG LIFE.
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Comments (223)
boobookity691 0
That only happens in movies lol ya def FYL
GraceKathryn97 0
Hey least you didn't get shot!;)
captainfalcon7 0
geez was your football made of gold?
Quasar55_fml 18
"Okay everybody stay calm ... I'm going to put my football on the ground slowly ..."
Quasar55_fml 18
"Okay everybody stay calm ... I'm going to put my football on the ground slowly ..."
Lovechild09 5
wow wher do you live? lol
Buttsexpirate 9
And then what? Don't leave us hanging!
lemon_phat 11
Read savra's post! I already explained this once!
Savra_fml 17
Bruce Willis showed up and kicked their asses, retrieving the football in the process.
awkwardaredevil 5
If I had a dollar....
Savra_fml 17
Now I'm curious. What would you do with your dollar if you had it?
awkwardaredevil 5
Donate it to these kids so they could buy a new football.
klimpomppp 9
99-win!
chujel1302 1
Where do you live, Afghanistan?
jkjorn 18
I was thinking more like Pakistan, like Bin Laden's compound. Remember there was a story that kids used to kick a ball over his wall, and rather than let the kids in to retrieve it they'd just give them money to go away. Maybe that's what OP was hoping for?
debatingalways 0
Get over it youre still alive