Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML
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Top comments
Ieri 31
I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.
Teyros 24
You're going to go home looking like you got mugged
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Comments (54)
Teyros 24
You're going to go home looking like you got mugged
Honest_Guy 10
That sucks, at the reception did they have good PUNCH?
OysterPearls 33
Do us all a favor and punch yourself, 2.
mds9986 24
If you have to caps lock the pun, it's not a good pun.
lexiieeex3 32
WAYYYYYYYY too obvious
False_Stupidity 42
The obvious punch line is too obvious in this one.
SubparAtBest 23
#2 just couldn't deliver it the right way.
antdbzb 10
lol
Ieri 31
I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.
DolphinLaser23 24
Ouch, that must have hurt a punch
DolphinLaser23 24
That was probably a fail. Punch was supposed to sound like bunch. Well at least I tried.
mswhatever 18
It was funny. But explaining it ruins it.
DolphinLaser23 24
I was having second thoughts after I posted it thinking it might not be obvious enough
Stillo 25
You like to go all in when you tell stories ;)
trey600rr 22
who doesn't like to go all in!
beararm 11
fml has to stop being enablers. she punched herself so we say her life sucks??
Thoricsteam20 24
I'm sure she was just trying to fistbump you :D
whatthefuckusername 13
The one with the punches.
Fgjvshnb 22
Whatever happened to just saying you walked into a door?
RockstarJAy 16
My friend once gave this kid who we used to hate a gash under his eye. The next day, another friend of ours asked him what happened while trying not to giggle, and the kid said he bumped into a door. We called my friend who did the damage, "The Door" for the next week.
igg125 30
Maybe she really wants to get married.
alvarny 17
you are the joke and the punchline...