Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
Awkward turtle
firecopy 6
yea and the condoms were for baloons!
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Comments (60)
lil_tomboy 0
re-post. old. boooooring.
isaiaha11 2
agreed and also its your ex who cares
CrumbledCookies 0
Your ex is probably getting those items for gay-man butt sex! And he's planning to swipe the chocolate frosting all over his boyfriends rectum and lick it all off!
DynamicDave 11
Awkward turtle
decidedlyvague 11
Maybe. Did it on purpose? Probably.
MrCatman1125 2
She may have been baking a cake, and then filling up the condoms with air or something else non sexual. Always think on the bright side if there is one(: She probably ******* someone. There's probably frosting on her to.
tyrob911 0
how is this an fml? because you sold condoms to your ex? big deal. so u don't want him having sex just because he's not with you? suck it up. I can see why he's your ex
SliceNthrice 0
it says op is a man
sirhobothesecond 3
same difference bitch.
jair_lhao 0
lol so he was gona have fun. you should have told him wich brand of condom was better or wich flaver was better lol. you would have said they were to big for him duh lol
killerviral 0
the op is a he so the ex is a she
TanyaTwoTits 0
There's this thing called homosexuality.
juicyfresh 7
cus gay guys gotta use protection so they don't get pregnant.
DecisiveBull 9
Well, actually condoms protect against STDs as well as pregnancy. But Ops ex's gender isn't really relevant.
erizzz 0
this has been posted before.
x805xUnknown 6
Dang, that's not a little weird at all.
happypapp12 0
First!!!!!!!!!!!
Boddmon 0
hm..
buttshapedfruit 0
#3 needs to stfu. nd wow that sucks :/
sirhobothesecond 3
the OP needs to get over her and move on. so do me a favor and grow a pair.
simawesome_FYL 0
noc
quietlytearful 0
eww!! what is the chocolate icing for? I really hope it was someones birthday......
HarperGirl 4
how old are you really?
LoudAsThunder 0
The chocolate frosting was for his ex so she could frost her new boyfriend's 'cake.'
brandebitch 0
Just shut up