Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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DrMonstar 0
Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.
DGross 8
I wonder if he was a smart fellow... ... and you were a fart smeller oh how I amuse myself at 3am
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Comments (86)
emmy7116 0
you should probably never trust your friend that set this up ever again. I'm just saying...... gross!
IDigSmartLadies 0
I'm sorry! I was just trying to be offensive enough that you wouldn't ask to facebook friend me, and then I'd have to tell you that you're just not pretty enough for me!
kamkak 0
who the hell is "droopy"?
Ryanasldjfhk 0
thats what guys do. get over it.
canzo378 0
... and you stayed??
mzhonesty 0
I can take the cartoon voices, that's actually awesome to me. But I hate farts in general, so he would have lost me there. #60: How old are you? I'm 18 and I know who Droopy is, so I'm honestly curious.
UKfan97 0
u shouldnt b going on a blind date;; it was prly a set-up
pfunk129 1
is Serec the singer from System of a Down??
ironmaneddie 0
Number 51 is butthurt because no one wants to hear their fml :) its ok buddy.. Next time
rockstatic 0
That sucks, but sometimes dates do. This isn't really an FML. This is more "I should talk to my friend about what kind of dude she thinks I would be good with."