Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
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Doortje 30
No good deed goes unpunished, you ought to know that by now.
Jewelofagal 2
You should see if Salvation Army or any of the businesses around it have exterior security cameras that may have the thief caught on film.
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Comments (115)
warrington14 0
lick my butthole
ortega_fml 0
YDI for trying to make another person happy. who does that anymore?
maryjaneslover7 0
29 is right screw people down with congress let's take over the world wooo!
maryjaneslover7 0
well no shit he does 1500 years of the silent treatment that apple was serious bizness but as the bible goes it'd suck to talk to him anyways horrible things happen too those he talks too
DocBastard 40
Maryjaneslover7, did you inject THC directly into your brain just prior to writing this?
tamiami247 0
haha :) ♥
habeybaby25 11
WIN
Tessa39 0
doc you're hilarious OP-no good deed goes unpunished
vergaso 0
just sell the clothes instead and now u donated money dumbass
jizzho 0
i bet the people who stole your purse was the salvation army spies O_o
Mehness 0
Can't you have them pick up your stuff or something like that?
mapleleafs34 0
I didn't really take the time to read everyone elses comments, sorry for the repeat.
maszaros 9
YDI for saying "that's what I get for helping people". Why can't you just give/help? Why must you need something in return?
Arestian 14
im sorry 91 but u need to re read the fml nowhere in that post says anything about her saying that.
theshootergirl 0
its ok I know what you mean. A couple of my teammates and I volunteered at the children's museum here and she had her 2 month old iPhone stolen
unicornscankill 0
it was so young!
4bidden 0
only a dumb ass gets their shit stolen:)
HamsteronA 0
I know, only idiots forget to flush
jrad1982 0
no kidding only douche bags use ab pics.. what is this jersey shore. lame!
dark_path 0
38, you are just jelous because you can never get abs like those.
freakybella 0
Abs don't make the man, the man makes the abs. I broke up with a guy with a six pack because he was a jerk. I'm married to a man who was overweight when we first started dating. 4 years later and he is no longer overweight, looks better then ever and still the same amazing guy
dark_path 0
than* Thank you for your little life story. Abs don't automatically make a guy a jerk, maybe you were just unlucky? Also, you got to admit it's not common for a girl to start dating an overweight guy. He was probably very rich or hell of a nice guy.
Gloritank 8
She didn't say abs automatically make a guy a jerk. She said that they don't always signal the guy as being a good guy. She basically did a story referring to the metaphor "Don't judge a book by it's cover."
cloudofouch 0
If you're going to fix someone else's grammar/spelling mistakes, try spelling jealous correctly.
ambear26 14
39- oh yeah jelous ?
amerwin 3
Yikes, that is unfortunate. Next time, you better be strapped!
Doortje 30
No good deed goes unpunished, you ought to know that by now.
Minky1996 0
karma's a bitch
dsypher 0
You should have asked for help. we don't need old pregnant women doing strenuous activities
All_For_Love 0
no good deed goes unpunished
SeasonedLemur 5
Too true God hates us all
dark_path 0
and they say there's karma...
tmmundy 17
God does not hate anyone...you should read a Bible once in a while.
naximus93 0
Wow, you have some serious issues man...
JDMdude 0
yup yup
DocBastard 40
No good punishment goes undeeded.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I think he means dominatrixes (dominatrices?!) can't lose their houses if they're good at their jobs.
kiltsaresexy 4
Maybe he is just saying "undid it" with an accent?
Jewelofagal 2
You should see if Salvation Army or any of the businesses around it have exterior security cameras that may have the thief caught on film.
perdix 31
If your purse was full of money and credit cards, you sure helped the mugger! Poor people can wait a few months to rummage around for your smelly, old clothes. You should have only made such a difficult journey after you popped out your kid.