Intimacy: Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank,...

By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML

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kalbrek009 20

Thursday 26 November 2015 17:17

Sounds more like guilt than anxiety, especially if you wank more often than do your homework. Work before play (as they say)

414anb 6

Saturday 28 November 2015 13:52

You sound like the guy I went out with last night... which I guess you could be since we're both in Maryland.

lexanicole98 8

Sunday 29 November 2015 20:15

I too have done this. its okay... try again next time lol

fantastamazing 10

Monday 17 April 2017 3:33

This has happened to me before as well OP. I don't even have anxiety issues. You're normal in this regard

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