Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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yomamasmama 0
at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....
kopboy1 0
I hate Christmas music as well.
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Comments (150)
gusgus36 5
what's the big deal, mr. Scrooge? Christmas music is fun. and even if you don't like it, it IS only 23 days. I bet you'll survive somehow.
akaashR 0
Christmas music sucks shit. but Mariah Carey makes it better :). btw WTF is pandora?
ErroRnazi 0
3rror sentence.
Pocahontas22_fml 0
I love Christmas music! :)
DEXter501 0
The entire month of December = never-ending bad holiday music.
Bobissmall 13
Pandora is a free music streaming thing i think, like spotify but in your browser. As far as i know it only works in America, and not in the UK for me :( Sucks ass. Oh, and googling it brings up stuff like jewelry and the myths about it, dipshit.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yes, but any dipshit who bothered to give it a second thought would realize that more specific search terms would solve that problem. When you Google "Pandora music", the first hit is the radio website; for "Pandora Christmas music", it's their official blog.
savvy_suzy 0
I found living with room mates to be taxing at the best of times so I empathise. Noise cancelling headphones might be a worthwhile investment if you can swing it.
sabroso 0
living hell
Judus_beej 0
my son's favorite song us jiggle bells. he's 2 and sings it all the time. i love it though. Christmas music is awesome in my opinion.
stevenmx86 8
I hate christmas music! I'm so tired of hearing it already...
L3g4lPl4typus 0
wow. truly an FML