Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
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Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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yomamasmama 0
at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....
kopboy1 0
I hate Christmas music as well.
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yomamasmama 0
at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....
madgolden 0
Random, but I love your pic.
carlokes 0
Hey that sounds like fun(:
redbluegreen 41
Hopefully she's just discovered it on the computer and is really cheap; you only get 40 hours free per month. At least you have a new reason to get out more.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't be such a Scrooge.
Judus_beej 0
agreed. too many people think of the negative aspects of christmas like shopping, busy and religion. people should start remember it's all about family, smiling and dancing. oh and egg nog. can not forget the egg nog.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#103 Yup! Exactly. OP should look on the bright side...At least it's Christmas and not something like Justin Bieber. And people obviously took my above comment too seriously, judging by the multiple thumbs down. :P Lighten up, kiddos!
Draminicaus 0
I love Christmas because of the snow, the shopping, the hot cocoa, the snowball fights, the sledding, and the family bonding above all. I just despise the music. O_o I don't know if it was the same for everyone else, but I can remember when the band, Hinder, released their hit "Lips of an Angel." The radio stations played the song at least five times every hour over the course of six months. I still can't listen to that song without twitching. I think that's what everyone has trouble with. Christmas just isn't original anymore. :/
nerdsgetmehot 23
#123 I suppose that everyone's different...Some people hate it, some people love it! Personally, I love Christmas music-- all except for the songs from "The Nutcracker." I was in The Nutcracker ballet for 8 years, and to this day it's still a little painful to listen to the music.
Ariasmake_1 0
say it with your chest
unidentified_sta 5
More like get it all off your chest.
ErroRnazi 0
19 ERROR
ImMsByrd 0
Lmaooo say it wit ya chest
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO @ #19! The first one was funnier but that was my favourite line from the second.
big_brown_eyes 0
ummm sorry but what's Pandora... I feel really outta it... is op talking about jewelry or something :s
redbluegreen 41
Pandora is a personalized internet radio service that lets you choose the artists and songs that you want to hear and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar to create the "perfect playlist". As far as I know, it is only available in the United States. Not to be confused with Pandora's box, Avatar's Pandora, or the book by Anne Rice.
perdix 31
Pandora is this girl with an awesome box. I'll bet you want to look at it, don't you? Don't you?
redbluegreen 41
No, thank you. I'm not a fan of regifting.
big_brown_eyes 0
u need to know that ur comments are by far my favorite ones to read ... sometimes I specifically look for them if I'm really bored... lol :D
Draminicaus 0
Don't forget to exclude the planet Pandora from Borderlands. lol
bigredmonkeybutt 30
yes. pandora is jewelry. poster is whining about having to listen to jewelry. never heard of google?
maddycakes19 0
i love christmas music! but it does get annoying after awile. time to get out a chainsaw...;)
Qluz 3
aaaw wheres your holiday spirit?
perdix 31
What makes you think she is going to stop listening to Christmas music once Christmas is over? Lots of people listen to Christmas music all year round. You seem like a good, little girl -- what would you like Santa to bring you? The number of the Suicide Prevention Hotline or a shotgun and the number of a good defense attorney? (There's an excellent one who got off a serial killer driven insane by too many listenings of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.")
redbluegreen 41
I am deeply shocked you didn't take the opportunity to ask the OP to sit on Santa's lap.
Euphemism 0
32- On the dark side. I wouldn't allow my kids sit on an mans lap. Because those rapist, and sex offenders is increasing these days. Unless the Santa was a lady.
redbluegreen 41
Your statement bemuses me.
Euphemism 0
53- Bemuses, as in cofused you. Or just lost you? Cofused- What does a male's body do when they get "turned on"? Lost- Well pardon me for losing you.
redbluegreen 41
What I'm saying is it's wrong to assume that a man working as a mall Santa is going to be sexually attracted to small children. Yes, pedophiles do exist, but that doesn't mean you're going to run into one. It's also wrong to assume only a man would be a "rapist, sex offender", when a fair amount happen to be women. If you don't want your children to sit on a stranger's lap, by all means, that's perfectly fine and acceptable, but your reasoning is a bit extreme.
Euphemism 0
Extreme, but better than sorry. Correct?
redbluegreen 41
I suppose, but if you live under the expectation that everyone is a villain and everything will have an extremely negative outcome, you and your children will miss out on a lot of things in life. There will always be the danger of something bad happening, but every day people still drive their cars cars, walk across the street, and meet new people, among millions of other things. You can't anticipate everything, even when you have the best intentions in mind.
Euphemism 0
I'm only mainly "extreme" when it comes to penopline, sex offenders, and rapist- related. Perhaps, you should ask what I'm extreme on, before you judge a person's childrens entire life.
redbluegreen 41
Cool your jets. If you're really that concerned, you should know that sexual offenders are more likely to be relatives or acquaintances of their victim than strangers. I'd be more worried about the type of people my children interact with on a usual basis than someone I'd see for fewer than five minutes at the mall, especially when I'd be giving said person with my child my full attention.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I love it when rbg gets serious. You could do yourself and your kids some good if you think about what she said.
FYLDeep 26
18 year olds with kids somewhat disturbs me.
Euphemism 0
FYLdeep.. No, just a general conversation. Doesn't mean I have kids, as well I Should've added a define of how long in my "wouldn't".
big_brown_eyes 0
I see... in that case I suggest u get earplugs ... or soundproof your room ... better than whining about it :)