Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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yomamasmama 0
at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....
kopboy1 0
I hate Christmas music as well.
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buddyybearx3 0
Christmas music is awesome.. u guys are such humbugs. get into the holiday season!!
LZHS7 0
what if OP does not celebrate Christmas?
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
#136, were you raised in a plastic bubble as a child? You seem to have a very negative outlook on life. And no, it's not "careful", it's seeming more "paranoia". As redbluegreen mentioned, both you and your children will miss out on a lot of experiences. If you preach to them what you've obviously got stuck in your head, they won't trust anyone. Yes, by all means be cautious. But don't make other people miss out on things just because of your paranoia.
satanstolemysock 11
Chin up, my flatmate likes to play the shittiest gangster-rap you've ever heard at top volume at 7am, and at various other points in the day. He also likes to bring his friends round to talk loudly at 1am, leave plates of food around for days at a time and take up all the space in the fridge and freezer. *Sigh*
xohockeyfreak10x 0
I love christmas music!<3
QueenMariahCarey 0
Aww lighten up, I love Christmas music, especially Mariah Carey's ! ;)
jewban 3
Christmas music= the devils music
ecascio2010 9
disrespectful? really? let's just say annoying , and she's just doing what all the stores do around that time so you should be used to it by now.
lkolasa 0
Christmas music is my dav! Can't wIt till the day after thanksgiving to start playing it!
mike133 2
You shoulda blasted Deathcore and Death Metal to get that bitch back