Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML
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simsimbeep 13
At least she told you....
Just_A_Tree 20
Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.
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Comments (76)
miluwakeebucks46 2
I'll give her props for being honest...
missmusic2003 7
At least she said mother?
ninjaCow18 11
"Mother"
clair_brodie 35
At least she was being honest.
phsycic_melon 8
I feel like I'm about to recieve a lot of hate for this but I think cussing is a good thing.notice how kids always get angrier than adults. This is because kids can't cuss. So slowly they just build up anger or have a straight up fit. While adults can just mutter a few cuss words.
CenturionK 3
Plot twist: At school she's saying things like "dagnabbit" and "poop."
demonfacee 14
Wow, and she's 7? I'm 14, and I rarely ever cuss at school. There's nothing wrong with crap or damn or hell, but anything worse than that you should be concerned about.
JesusFreak227 15
Your daughter got in trouble for using the word "crap"? Wow I'd hate to have you as a mother.
dafakeslimshady 12
sounds like a girl I would get along with when I was her age
Deez_Knots 10
Mustn’t isn’t used enough. I like that word