Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
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Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML
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simsimbeep 13
At least she told you....
Just_A_Tree 20
Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.
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Comments (76)
tangotara 5
By far one of the best FMLs I have read :)
LennyComa 39
It's true though I remember being introduced to the word Swear words around that time in school. But I'd be asking the School some questions in relation to if the kids are swearing so flippantly why has she not been contacted?
annarcheer 19
she probably Dosnt mean there really "bad" words just stuff that's bad to a 7 year old
hellowisaid 15
As long as she didn't learn them from you.. Ask her class advisor about it if it's true i bet she's not the only one and the school should do something about it
Astrum14 24
When did "crap" become a bad word? When I was a kid, it was the acceptable alternative to "shit".
Ki11erC 18
Since it's invention. It's not as bad as shit but still a bad word and not something a 7 yr old should be using.
sunnyray812 42
I was wondering this, too. I've used "crap" up until high school and wasn't scolded for it. It's not a bad word at all. I don't see why OP would be disappointed over that part.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Ah I remember the days when "I'm not your friend anymore" was the worst thing you could say to another kid.
SS 31
Either that or "you're not coming to my birthday party"
oathkeeper99 31
"Crap" was never considered a swear word in my house, I wasn't even aware it was a bad word till I said it at school and got in trouble for it!
IWishIWasObama 12
Wizard swears?
Ichiya 29
Merlin's beard!
lobsta 9
Like a lady!
thecman25 14
The Kids of Today