Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML
Today, I found out that my son thinks it's acceptable to use words like "on fleek" in high school level essays. FML
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simsimbeep 13
At least she told you....
Just_A_Tree 20
Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.
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Comments (76)
Ki11erC 18
Love how "Mother" is used even being from the UK I said it in my prim and proper British accent. Mother dearest, I need to use the throne, I fear I may need to crap.
Omniprism 15
I was cussing at that age and kept it from my mom all the way till adulthood. I'm surprised she told you.
thefallen12 13
Does it really even matter?
keiNan_fml 35
damn! at least she is honest
SS 31
Well that's a crappy situation!
False_Stupidity 42
*sigh* There's always one...
ihatemymflife 8
that's awesome!! =D
KimchiKim 9
At first I was like "Mother?" and then I saw the location of this post and it finally made sense. I assumed this took place in the U.S.A XD
DBKT 25
My nephew came home from school one day at around that age and confided in me that he'd learnt a rude word at school. He said that he wasn't allowed to say it so he'd spell it. "Fuh uh kuh"! It was incredibly hard to not laugh with surprise. I just told him it's a very, very rude word and not to ever say it or he'll get in big trouble. Kids pick up all sorts at school these days!
ashley_mm 11
I guess some parents don't want their child saying that language !
infernap000 7
Confession time