Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
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Cg3780byoch 0
a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?
skitz 0
haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.
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Comments (130)
oftheblue 0
i feel ya ... kids are pretty much annoying
ryvenna 0
That must be a ridiculously strong 3 yr old :/ Instead of using your scary ***** voice, you should've just put your nephew down; then, your problem would've been solved AND you wouldn't have ended up with a broken nose. Imagine that.
summzer 0
Thats mean = Hes just a little kid for God's sake,
The_Curse 0
haha nice and how did he break ur nose? i would have broke sumthing of his next...
FullFrontalFail 0
#98: Then you would be a dick. Break a kid's toy because you scared him and he accidentally broke your nose? Yeah, you're the big man in that fight.
sublime420 11
Idiot. You are #98.
pokemonfangirl 0
i love how all the responses saying "your stupid" or "your a loser" have at least one misspelling. who's the stupid loser now?
anonyshit 8
#99 was correcting others genius
at0micmin3r 23
HDI for monkeying with your buttons. But it sucks that he broke your nose. Hate to say it but ydi.. Try not to punish him too harsh.
dontpanic_fml 32
WTF
dontpanic_fml 32
WTF is wrong with you? I really wanna hurt you right now. I wish he did more damage than breaking your nose.
dontpanic_fml 32
You're a ******* idiot.