Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
GMD
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Top comments
infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
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Comments (153)
avapaige1234 19
Didn't she ever take Biology in school?
olpally 33
Wow. Good god. :/
Larry01_fml 19
time to tell her she's adopted
Futacy 30
OP made it clear that it was her birth daughter.
ImGucci 8
She's that new type of stupid that vanilla flavor
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
huh?
asb818 14
Immaculate conception? Is she the second coming???
Futacy 30
Does her school have sex-ed?
pinguino3669_fml 23
If it does, she probably skipped class.
Jjimen1654 9
Awwwww shes either very innocent or very stupid. Lets hope its innocense.
sparkieoo7 10
its your own fault for not having the talk with her already so instead of laughing at her, maybe you should do your job being a mom and tell her about sex already unless you want to be a grandma in the near future
Sheh_fml 25
You do realize that "birth daughter" is commonly use for a child you gave up for adoption., right? You generally don't have much contact with the child in that situation.
graceinsheepwear 34
50, I didn't get the impression that was the case. I think OP just specified that to make it clear this was her biological offspring.
davek 36
'Murrica.
SuperDanielNL 23
Well perhaps you share an uncanny resemblance to the vorgin Mary...