Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
GMD
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Top comments
infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
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Comments (153)
mattrd_fml 31
hasnt she ever heard of the stork?
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op Well i don't your story but for me I could ask to my mom and not be stupid since I'm adopted
claire1469 4
Tell her your Virgin Mary.
alluringtatas 7
FHL if you or your spouse never sat her down and explained about sex. My parents were very religious and refused to talk about sex to us, and never explained anything. Both of my sisters were knocked up at 17. I was lucky not to be. It's your job as parents to educate your children.
Omniprism 15
This is funny. I think she was trying to start a convo about sex but got nervous...maybe...hopefully.
Rainboom_fml 4
well, looks like your Daughter is going places......not college....but places..
hersheyluva123 1
*sigh* she's a special kind of stupid
kidsgotastinky 11
Murica
slicknick38 4
Yes honey, but only once to make you.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Don't be so quick to call her dumb, ever heard of artificial insemination?