Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
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Top comments
JoeGrant 12
More like **** her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!
KBurns207 17
Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!
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Comments (123)
How_you_doin 10
Bahahaah thats hilarious - you have a little comic/story teller on your hands, how imaginative of your son. But if he were mine he would be in soooo much trouble for hurting his little sister, poor bubba hope she is ok? :(
aedar 16
so? did she make through the door?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your son is an ass. If it see were up to me I'd ground him from the TV, internet, cell phone, no going out with friends, no playing on the Xbox, ps2 or what have you and take away any iPod and mp3 and board games in the house. Put your foot down and be strict.
ThatOneTimeLord 25
So you assume his son a spoiled brat, who am I kidding most kids are.
abh1992 2
Damn you are being ridiculous for a little peank
bandeek 30
What ten year old has a cell phone?
Obey_StudBoii 23
#89 No. It's called being strict and putting your foot.down. I'll bet nothing that OP's kid is a spoiled little brat and gets away with.everything
sassy2085 16
No more horror flicks for your kids. Must of just seen "The others"
JustForTheLaughs 8
your son deserves a medal
Ins0mau 20
For putting his sister in hospital?!
willymartinds 9
Your son must've done a good job of her falling for it, and hope your daughter gets better soon!
PeachiePrincess 16
What a dick move, I hope your daughter is okay.
kaitieloo 22
At least the door didn't break?
alycion 39
My sister use to pull crap like that on me all of the time when I was real little. It taught me not to be so gullible. And we are best friends as adults.
RayearthNinja 10
While I hope your daughter is ok, that was just a full on win by your son. Don't worry about it too much OP. This is the kind of shit one is supposed to pull on a younger sibling. I did this to my brothers on quite a few occasions.
iwadasn 33
I don't know what kind of family you grew up in, but you're not supposed to send your younger siblings to the hospital.