Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
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JoeGrant 12
More like **** her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!
KBurns207 17
Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!
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Comments (123)
bdonalee97 6
That is exactly the kind of things brothers and sisters are supposed to do get ready for a life of terror
MidnaLink 35
So, they're supposed to do shit to each other that lands them in the hospital?
amDes 11
Only for 10% of the pranks they pull on each other...
abh1992 2
Only child, huh? Because yes they are
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, and knowing this I'm proud to be.
RjB1987 1
I hope your daughter is okay!!!! https://carabella.kitsylane.com/join/CL0s4w2
creamyalfredo 2
Stories like this are why I wish I had younger siblings
CrissyyyS2 22
Haha this is pretty cute and funny. Sorry your daughter got trolled :>
Xotoolyxo 16
Aw she probably looks up to her older brother and he just has too much fun with it. They'll laugh about it when they're older
abekj52 9
apple doesnt fall far from the tree
ltaper11 20
I guess your sons not the Casper in this family (the friendly ghost)
XxcaitanatorXx 12
kids you gotta love them
KingreX32 21
I laughed at this more than I should have.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Omg l will pray for her ! And your family
marcranger 29
Why pray for the family? Yes, this prank went too far, but that's what siblings do to each other. Little kids aren't too bright, and older siblings know just enough to take advantage of that fact. Hopefully OP's daughter will learn to think twice about dubious information from her brother, but I don't think the whole family is going to hell.
Treveyon56 14
You are a dumb ass. She said she'll pray because the girl is in the hospital. No one said the family was going to Hell. Though Hell isn't even real.
abh1992 2
You're the dumb ass sir/ma'am. She said she will pray for both