Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
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Top comments
Mjfalcon 8
nice. way to fail!
SCOTTY_DAY 0
wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.
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Comments (70)
ulicksam 0
How dare you categorize yourself as a "man". Stupid children.
newfiegirl 8
he might be 30. how do you know?
Not_Ever_Telling 3
Hahaha. It's a bit odd that you didn't realize you were putting on a chick's pants...
asian2014 0
I agree.... I think u would notice tht it doesn't fit right:| just a thought...
perdix 31
Ah, the perils of being a Plumpa Humpa! When you go for the fatties, it's very easy to get into their pants...literally.
bachooka 5
he isn't necessarily dating a fatty... I know some guys who are discustingly thin... like a size zero. that in no way changes the fact that the word Plumpa Humpa makes me lol. so please continue to use it!
dannodavis 0
I'm getting strange looks at work from the laughter instilled by your comment. seriously though, you are absolutely right.
TheNinjaCat 10
I like your eyelashes :3
Wheredidgrungego 12
I wear skinny jeans and I can fit into my girlfriends skinny jeans too (we're around the same height and her jeans are usually stretchy.) So I'm not that shocked about the pants part. The thong is just ridiculous though. OP is just stupid.
Frickmetinajenks 0
Underwear goes first dipshit.
Bananya_oh 0
No shit Sherlock!!! It's called messin up and don't diss on him he is atleast gettin somtin!!!
shaunasykes97 0
This made me laugh. Hawhawhaw.
bignasty29 0
Great way to cover up Being a crossdresser!
bsgirls 0
sexyyy
fearthereaper79 0
So was he proud of you for getting into her pants?
maddieomg 0
win ^^^^ :)
OCDC 9
Isn't that how thongs are supposed to be worn?