Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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anglicdvil524 0
Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...
txgirl09 5
Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
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Comments (103)
quirinus 0
give it her good =)
neonokku 0
Today, feeling bitchy, I cursed out a [wo]man only to find out [s]he just wanted a helium tank. FML
JoyousWarsaw 0
If i was the OP i would then ask the lady "How much for a ride" and point to a toy train
FML_babe 0
hahaha #18 =D OP tell a cop to do that!
akayou 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow, i am so excited yall!!! this is my first time ever commenting on a fml...and i dont have anything to say
wiserman 0
kin-kay! i wants in.
betty66 3
lady, don't flatter urself hahaa
Reyo 2
That's when you point at the "Helium tank rentals" sign and made her feel like a complete ass, right?
anglicdvil524 0
Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...
DragonPorn 15
True, definitely one of those ****** who thinks anything that has correlation to anything dirty is immediately meant as something to be dirty, and automatically considers all men to be pigs.
Kimmik_fml 0
dumb *****.
SupaSwaggin 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I thought I hit no when this popped up under moderate. damn!
DragonPorn 15
When you hit a button in Moderate, it doesn't literally get voted BY YOU alone. It is passed through many people and then majority vote picks out FML posts that got majority yes votes. It is then sent to the FML staff, which ultimately approve it. That's why hundreds daily don't make the cut.
strawberryswirl 0
Fake.
Thanitos 0
And you care what some braindead twat that works in a dead-end job thinks of you why?
Red_Bull_yay 0
Well, the OP said he was with his five year old daughter. Its one thing for someone to call you a perverted freak...but to say that and bitch at you infront of your kid?
doggie3 0
someone thinks a little too much of herself. (not you, I assume youre a man).
txgirl09 5
Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
Vrathal 0
This. Get her fired.
Icy_fml 0
OUCH. shes either really pretty, or... just an idiot. Probably the latter.
iwadasn 33
She probably thinks she's really pretty but actually isn't.
Luckster 0
She's most likely just thinks very highly of herself, like the chick in another FML where some guy was 'staring' at her on the bus (or train?) and she yelled at him, only to find out he's blind. There's a lot of bitches out there with this kind of mindset. I had one idiot yell at me for staring at her (When I had a very short haircut). I was staring at her cause she was my waitress and I was waiting for my drink refill that was taking her 20 minutes to get.
omgwtfun 0
I know right? I was at a party once and went to sit outside with a friend and we asked a girl on a bench to please move over so we could sit too, and she just said "why should i move over for YOU?" ... get over yourself people, i think people should take life and themselves less seriously..
Eltsc 0
What does your hair have to do with it?
boreddoubletears 0
I'm guessing the person with short hair is a girl and the other girl in the story thought she was a man.
justmeagirl 0
No, Your Life is Awesome for meeting a girl who's obviously whoring it up on the side and nervous.... and you caught her, lol.