Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I didn't think this sort of thing actually could happen, but I somehow sent a Snapchat message to the guy I have a crush on that was intended for my BFF. The message read, “I can’t wait to see him tonight, he’s so cute, I wanna lick his face off.” Said crush hasn’t responded. Yet. Or even ever? FML
Today, I realized my (soon to be ex) boyfriend has been preemptively sending me his Snaps as regular chat photos/videos on Snapchat so our interaction could go down. This way, he can have the girl he’s been cheating on me with become his #1 best friend, thus demoting me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Your kid is going to be a natural hacker. Something fishy is going on. It's not right that he's talking daily to someone for two years that you don't know.
baby.momma2 10
it was "i wish" with the in love emoji. i wasn't aware you can't use emojis in fmls. and yeah my kid was watching YouTube and clicked the notification.
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Ambrily 27
Are you sure your kid opened the message, OP? Talk to your boyfriend about it, if it makes you feel uncomfortable. Maybe it's nothing shady.
baby.momma2 10
it was "i wish" with the in love emoji. i wasn't aware you can't use emojis in fmls. and yeah my kid was watching YouTube and clicked the notification.
Ambrily 27
Hmm... I'm sorry about it. But I still think the best think to do is to talk about it with your boyfriend. Whatever the truth is, I would want to find it out as soon as possible.
RichardPencil 32
Your kid is going to be a natural hacker. Something fishy is going on. It's not right that he's talking daily to someone for two years that you don't know.
diraven 15
Does your boyfriend live in a lamp?
sarahcroy20 12
Clever of you to blame your kid for opening it.
MeOhMy23 4
woodchipper🤷♀️