Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
AnonymousOne234 3
rohyphnol is a very powerful drug
fadingfaith 4
How ironic of that to happen.
writergirl23 19
by your pillow .......
luv_vamp 0
I have my nose pierced too and ur definitely not supposed to put a band aid over for that exact reason
mikaylaraymond 0
your supossed to put a band aid on it so whoever told you that you dont put a band aid on is stupid
notsoluckypup 12
Now I'm a bit more nervous to get my eyebrow pierced...
mikaylaraymond 0
all you have to do is make sure the balls are really tight on it if the bals are about to fall off means they arent tight enough
pebblesbbyx3 0
aha, okay! either you ate it in your sleep, or your nose piercing swallowed everything and closed back up. :))
UnluckyChickie 3
mine got ripped out a few times while in the first couple weeks, mind you, I didn't feel it missing until I put my finger to my nose... just put it back in and keep a close eye on how it heals for the next couple days
jazyyy16 3
I was never told to sleep with a bandage over my nose ring.. & I've had mine for 2 days.
jazyyy16 3
I also have an L bar nose ring those are so much better to have!
secretsmiles00 8
ouch i've had mine pulled out in every possible situation you can think of I once woke up and found my nose ring caught to my blanket through the nostril so I feel your pain...fyl!