Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
maddy3martin 0
that happens to me all the time I got flat nose rings and I put medical tape over them I rip it out alot less often now
Kopa_fml 2
How the hell did you manage that? I've had my nose pierced for over two years abduction its never come out in my sleep. o.o
jesssx996 0
mine fell out when I was sleeping too, the night after i got it. i was so pissed. you have to get one with a curved back so it doesn't fall out!
KBip11 0
nose rings are unattractive anyways.. it's for the best.
axgirl89 5
i've never known someone to put a band aid over a nose ring. and that def happens. my blanket pulled mine out. just clean it and put it back. no biggie
mima77 0
Ouch! How painful!
Aria10142 0
that happened to me the other day, just get another stud or ring in the piercing before either side closes.
jowho 0
I've had mine ripped out by sunglasses, by changing clothes, but the WORST is when your sound asleep and get woke up by your nose stinging and bleeding and then having to search for your nose ring half asleep. it rocks! :-/
SarahHeartsYhuu 1
Umm I've Had My Nose Pierced For Almost A Year And I Actually Want To Be A Piercing&Tattoo Artist,, But Yew Do Know Yewr Not Supposed To Put A BandAid Over And Piercing Cuz It Suffocates It And ProLongs The Healing Process. Piercings Need To Be Able To 'Breathe' Until Fully Healed. But If Yew Wait For About 4-5 Months,, Yew Can Get It RePierced.
courtney1313 8
I've had mine pierced for about 3 weeks. I've had mine ripped out by one of my friends i shared a bed with at a sleepover. It was a hot bloody mess, so i feel for you. Also, it comes out at least once every 3 nights. (I'm a crazy sleeper) Fortunately, the ring just slides through the next morning