Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
cdbeaver 2
you should never sleep with a bandaid on your nose after it's pierced wtf?
PirateGirl12 11
oh its extremely painful... i feel this person's pain all too well
buddmoney 0
I swallowed my tongue ring reading this
koalakillzyooouu 1
Heyyy(: today's my seventh day having my nose pierced too! except mine ddnt go anywhere......but my nose. lmao!!!!
0mgReally 0
that happened to me this morning with my belly ring it almost completely closed I had it since November :/
Leftieswillrule 3
I've never found nose piercings attractive. they're acceptable, like navel and ear piercings but fall below the attractive line imo
Keyman1212 14
You troll like my grandma sucks dick: I don't want to know about it, and I'd imagine it's a horrific experience for all involved.
digard639 3
maybe you should get a smaller nose ring!
kay729 7
im assuming you have a nose bar since it was so easily ripped out. in that case your not very smart for doing that when you just got your nose pierced. also wearing a band aid over it will only make the healing process difficult. I hope this made you reconsider a Mose ring because you really don't know what your doing
mikaylaraymond 0
ok tge same thing happen to me just take a earing that is straight and poke it through it wont hurt trust me im am a big wimp