Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
adrian_love03 0
same hereee!!!! all bad
breetitz52 0
omg that happened to me):
gungirl97 0
I think someone's taking it out but doesn't know how ao there just ripping it out :( I'd try locking your door to your room
zebragirl104 0
it happened to me too!
boobookittie 0
omg this happens to me all the time! iv had it for over 6months but at night I put tape over it and it comes off sometimes when I'm sleeping! GOD it hurts!!
Leebra 6
Sounds like you ate your band-aid.
ieatinertia 0
I've ripped mine out 2 or 3 times in my sleep by rubbing my face in my pillow. I have a nose screw and when you first get it pierced it's a real pain in the ass to put back in.
mlexi21 5
Since when are you supposed to sleep with a band aid on it? I got mine done August of last year (professionally) and they never said to do that?
sophiagrace26 0
just get a ring without prongs.
ericka216 0
you're not suppose to put band-aids over new piercings.