Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
jennaizbeast 0
how the hell did you not feel that?!?
iEatFood 0
it's happened to me before :/ it hurts like hell
patshie 0
getting my nose stud yanked out has happened to me several times!! my dog licking my nose, blanket in my sleep, in the shower washing my face, doing my make up, not so much anymore but first few months. and it's so painful and o hate putting it back in!!
Rianebabe0502 0
I've had my nose pierced for about a year and a half now and I've never once in my life slept with a band-aid over it.. and it ha yet to be viciously yanked out by my pillow.. you must be one heavy deep sleeper lady...
Megamadii 4
That's weird. Your meggiemouse and I'm madii mouse and ive ripped my noise piercings out many times in my sleep and dude that says shes not smart enough to take care of her piercings your stupid. The adhesive will not give you a an infection, your supposed to cover it with a bandaid when sleeping.
lopezk 0
how do yu sleep? ouchh>.
RiNGObutters 5
What the heck. I got my ears pierced when I was really young, and I took them out many times, even when I wasn't supposed to, yet the holes have never closed or got infected ( I don't wear them for long periods of time and do not clean them, but the afore is still true). I would gave just taken it out instead of risking it. :U
finalyearsofhate 22
who on earth told you to put a bandage over it to sleep? you should have gone to a better piercer.
FallenAngel132 0
oh gosh. and you didn't feel that!?
ospeltz 0
maybe don't get grody piercings
SleepOnStones 5
What's so "grody" about a nose piercing??