Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
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Top comments
AthinaMarie 0
Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?
MaCOOLiT 5
hope you kept the receipts!
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Comments (146)
bmboente15 0
first
Niaa_fml 0
I won't even.. Nah nevermind.
xToLeGiiT 0
owned .. 1st post ^.^
Micayla 12
Fail. :)
MaCOOLiT 5
hope you kept the receipts!
MRiKiCCS 0
shes not that smart...
soldierinarms 0
ur mean
pwincessa23 1
some stores let u return things even without a receipt.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Return that shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
etanman 5
return it all and buy urself a vibrator ;)
planbsponserme 2
but i dont understand why a grown man has a christmas list? he sounds childish
btnhdude 0
who the **** writes a christmas list for their girlfriend to buy?!
sarinasusu 2
If not, pretend like nothing happened, and max out HIS credit cart. Effing douche.
TryptamineDreame 0
Lmao
nikkibeez 0
that sucks... hopefully you have all your receipts and you can get everything credited back to your card!
johnnyexpl0sion 0
Merry Christmas!
kriptonite_fml 0
y r u so GULLiBLE
nathan5 0
y r u so STUPiD
xxallenaxx 0
^^ haha
marinus_fml 20
My IQ just dropped to 137 from reading that.
kriptonite_fml 0
don't be a dick I can talk however man who cares how I write does it make a difference in your life get a life and domt reply to me
ilovemunro 0
All you have to do is return everything back right ? Lol i'm guessing..Since i don't use Credit Cards..cause i'm just 15, but still. Lol Your life can't be ****** up if you CAN return them, but if i can't then, yeah i guess you're ******. Lol
roflcopter4 0
Take it all back. I can't believe he had a whole list! That's very selfish.
penguin7 0
I agree.
cupcake10101 0
agreed
eryn13 5
or, keep everything for yourself and leave the bastard!