Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
Iriz 0
Ouch i used to do that too wat i did was put ointment over the ring to make it stik n than The bandaid... you can also bend the ring from the inside a bit... But if ur a crazy sleeper nose rings r prob not a good idea...
BrandonTragedy 0
Don't be finger ******* your nose and you'll be all good.
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
Haha, wear two bandaids next time?
sxe_beast 11
Nasal piercing is trashy anyway, so you're better off without it.
Ashilivione 1
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ohJeeznotme 7
YDI for going to a piercer with no clue. Go to tribalectic.com and learn about your piercing before you screw it up worse.
Randomgurl27Q 4
hoops FTW.
capnbzarr 43
Self-inflicted wound/fashion victim. YDI.
wazoolol123 7
wow...first nights I never needed a band-aid, mine stayed in..
LMAC12 1
i got mine done almost 3 weeks ago and they told me not to put a band-aid on it so maybe that is where you messed up
dizzaymizlizzay 11
no, you are right not to wear one. Band aids prevent healing by blocking air flow