Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
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Top comments
TabooSushi 24
Sounds like it's time to talk about shower time and what's an appropriate length when you only have one toilet in the house. At the very least, he should ask if you have to use the toilet before he takes the place over.
Thor1012 28
um surely there was a way around this? a neighbour? nearby toilets? forgive my ignorance I don't live in flat.. but convinced there was another way
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TheBrenster 2
The point of roommates is that you sacrifice that kind of privacy in exchange for a lower cost of living. Neither of you has exclusive bathroom rights, and bathroom schedules are a nigjtmare. Tell him to get comfortable with the idea of leaving the door unlocked so you can take a leak, brush your teeth, etc. while he's showering if he's going to spend that kind of time in the morning. Just what I'd do.
mrBearBear 11
Why a cooking pot? Do you not have a kitchen sink?
Nicoleu 17
You should have left the pan under their bed
boymom 2
At least you had a pot to piss in. ?
GIJoefan 6
Next time this happens, go in, use the toilet and when you flush it, if the water pressure is bad, the shower will go either really hot or really cold. Maybe that'll give your roommate the message.