Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
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Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
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Top comments
Norja 33
Why not just use your hand and then wash them properly like you're supposed to anyway?
Ali Alexandrea 16
that is so stupid. just use toilet paper as a makeshift glove like a regular human being honestly where is your common sense?
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Comments (37)
tonyfan00 38
"What's that nasty smell?" 'I stepped in poo this morning.' "Yeah, I wish dog owners were more resp-" 'It wasn't that kind of poo...'
RichardPencil 32
That’s a heck of a follow-through you’re taking there. You might want to shorten up your stroke.
jaela123 4
U did not deserve this!!!!
Royally_shunned 15
Foot-flusher detected.
DJRy 13
I'm glad this happened. Hopefully you learned your lesson. Most other people use their hands to flush, and as it has been mentioned, you can also use toilet paper. Think before you act.
K4yj4y 8
You walk around all day stepping in god knows what, so you use your dirty footwear to flush a toilet when any germs you'd get on your hand you'd wash off immediately after anyway? That makes complete sense. I guess you're one of those disgusting people that do not wash their hands? YDI.
Takegami 22
Gross. I mean I won't dare touch the handle with my hand but I've never missed before
SneezyBear 27
Do you also try to open the door with your foot?
I'madumbass 19
"Congratulations! you are a certified dumbass!!" (Read my username before you read my certification) (Also, I am a dumbass due to me not using my brain via select areas in which I might have adrenaline or something. I would never be dumb enough to do this. So, sorry, OP. YDI. Big time)
Silvershield 14
And that is how they get broken! Unless you like fixing them all the time or getting a free shower after you flush.
Dragonsrock12345 5
toilet paper is free
dexter420 21
You’re gonna die young because your immune system sucks cause youre a p***y. Also. You’re gonna wash your hands anyway i hope