Emily27
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Whipping boy
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
WeightonmyShoulders
Canandaigua, United States
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
wow @ creepy fuckers
United States
Creep in chief
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML
titsmcgee
Oak Brook, United States
The 1970s called…
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Dan
Bye bye
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Top comments
IceeCreamm 7
sexual lawsuit, like a boss!
DocBastard 40
Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.
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mom2pen 4
Jerk of a boss, is there not anyone you can report this to???
dcg1375 7
^^ one more "f" and that would've been a completely different comment.
GoW_Chick 15
I'm glad someone else noticed that because I read it "jerk off a boss" the first time ... Damn my perverted mind! -.-
Rick_S 3
Don't just take this! Get yourself a small voice recorder for about $20, and turn it on when you're around him. Catch him saying it, then go to HR if you're in a big company, or go to a lawyer if you're not. I can guarantee he'll deny saying it, which is why I recommend recording it, or get a witness at least (if you are worried that recording it will get you in trouble). No one has to put up with that kind of crap.
perdix 31
Shake those moneymakers! I had to go to college to get work, you just let nature write your resume.
loveMe808 1
Harassment right there!!!
dasteve 0
Harassment lawsuit! Like a boss!
MeLuvBewbs 7
Ask him for a raise or else he won't see the real things.
iwantjennifer 0
Time to file sexual harassment files the
Pelreskovich 11
That's a compliment! If I were a woman I'd use them to get to the top!
GoW_Chick 15
A lot of women use them to get on top, just not the TOP you're thinking of...
Dracoboxer357 36
Uh.... If I were suddenly a woman, I'd probably lock myself in a room and play with my new found boobs for most of the day. ;P But using them to get perks from my boss....kinda creepy. :p
Thatoneginger 0
Maybe he's an insomniac and can't stop thinking about sleeping? Not really im sorry for you OP that is indeed an awkward situation, get it on videotape or record it.
GoW_Chick 15
Here's a tip OP, don't get drunk at any of the company parties while mr. I have boundary issues, boss man works there.
Dracoboxer357 36
That's just a scary thought, actually. Someone once tried to slip my younger sister a date-rape drug in her drink at a bar, but luckily, her friends saw she was messed up and took her straight to the hospital. Could have turned out worse if that guy got her alone instead. The point: Sexual assault can happen anywhere and most of the time, statistically, it's by someone we know. I wouldn't put it past this creepo boss to escalate his behavior if he thought he could get away with it. (Like, drugging OP at a company party, etc.) :p
BuckyChemist 5
she also needs to wear baggier clothes :)